This is a very tricky list. Mainly because when I play games that really sucks, I tend to forget them pretty quick. So, I will have to dig up my memory again, by for example checking through the web. Notice I can only put games on my list I have played myself. Adding games reviewed by for instance AVGN is just cheating. So, after hard work of finding the worst games ever, here's the list:
10: World of Warcraft
Oooh... how dare I? This is like the world's best mmorpg, right? WRONG. It's just the most popular one. Why? I don't know. Maybe because people are stupid. I HATE all mmorpgs where you have to PAY, just to be available to play. That means you will be forced to play it for the time you've payed, and therefore get forced to get addicted! But guess what? When I tried it the first time, I thought it was so damn boring! It's not even roleplaying - it's hack n' slash with a level system! And it's so repetetive! It's the most repetetive game ever made! You just do missions, kill monsters, do missions, kill monsters. And when you don't do that, you harvest gold all the freakin' time, just so you can buy the equipment you even though are a level too low to get! Seriously, you need to reach level 20 just to wear a full length cape? WHY?!! It's not like you have to be skilled to wear it, for fuck's sake! And the character creator is BORING.
The only reason I tried the game is because I love Warcraft 3; a MUCH BETTER GAME.
9: Mario Party 8
For starters, I love the first Mario Party to Nintendo 64. It's probably on the 11th place on my top list of best games. The second and third are okay, I guess; but the first is very special somehow. Then I have noticed now on later time they made Mario Party 8 for the Wii... holy shit, have they come up to that much numbers? Well then... I guess I could try it, right? The problem is - it's stupid, bad, and not original at all. Just plain annoying and stupid. The graphics sucks even for a Wii game, the music is not worth memorizing, and you can't for some reason play as Donkey Kong. Instead, they made him the opposite of Bowser, helping you go through the board levels... why it was so dumb to have Toad in the first game for Nintendo, I don't know. I can't outstand this piece of shit, and I hate it.
8: The Lost World (PS)
I notice it's to Playstation, since I don't know if there are newer versions. But this game is a plain nightmare. You can't relax in it, and it's almost impossible to beat, practicly forcing you to use the cheat codes. The music is great though, since it's John Williams... but this game is such a pile of shit, I must digress. From the moment you start the levels, you are as good as dead, and can't for a moment relax. Without cheating, I have only come to the part where the Compy will have to run the hell from a Carnotasaurus... which seems literally impossible. I could almost pay to see anyone manage to go through the level. And even worse - you have limited lifes - when they run out, you start the ENTIRE GAME all over again!!! The dinosaurs looks good for the PS. But then again, it's not a good excuse.
7: Leisure Suit Larry Magna Cum Laude
First of all - NO, I am not "that" type of person, being a perv over a game... even though I could marry Ivy since she is so hot - but that's not the point (looks innocent)... moving on to the game!
This game is plain laughable. It's not good or appealing in anyway; accept that the graphic is colorful I guess. But this game is supposed to be for perv gamers, right? Well, they could at least try to make it that way if so! All you do is hitting on women, trying to get laid with them, but somehow always fail. Not until the end, you get laid with one, which practicly looks pathetic (I don't watch porn... damnit; I was suggested by a buddy to try the game out!). I played the "Uncensored" version; but even there, you only see tits... really, what's so special with that? And I honestly (yes, I am honest) don't get the point of a game only trying to get you horny... especially when it's plain silly and not working! I guess it's supposed to be a comedy game for adults; but I don't find the humor of the game appealing for one bit.
6: Def Jam: Icon
Worst fighting game ever. Seriously, this game lacks of potential overall. The levels are annoying as hell, trying to imitate surreal (yes, surreal) rap videos, you barely see what you do, and the gameplay literally indicates to you that you don't need any skill at all to win - just randomly tap your buttons and hope for the best. I don't think it's even trying to be a game - it's just trying to be a interactive rap music video. And even if that was the case, it still fails. This game is nothing compared to it's predecessor. Only thing you will get out of playing this game for a while is a headache.
5: Devil May Cry 2
I have already reviewed this game. Really, it's just a piece of shit. Nothing in this game is honestly good, accept maybe for Dante's outfit. It looks like they tried to mix Devil May Cry with Matrix and Vampire Hunter D - and it's really stupid. He even makes a rip off of Two-Face from Batman... I'll rest my case.
4: Sonic Unleashed
I overated this game when I first reviewed it - this game sucks major time. The day levels are too confusing and too fast even for sonic, you just end up getting crazy. And the night levels are so bad, so slow, you just get bored. And you need to collect all the damn things I don't remember the name of to get to the next level - BULLSHIT! I wanna get to the next level immediately after I played through the level! And don't get me started on his annoying, retarded sidekick... even makes Navi look like a God among sidekicks.
3: FLYFF
Ha..... haha...... WAHAHAHAA!!! Seriously, who the hell plays this game? You know, this is a downloadable mmorpg you can play for free... just search for it on google, and you will find it. But seriously, why bother? This is the worst mmorpg ever made, and just pathetic. First reason - do you know what the name FLYFF means? It's short for "Fly For Fun".... HAHAHAAA!!! Give me a break... and if that's not enough, the characters looks silly, chibi-alike, and hardly customable at all. And the design of enemies is so stock animé designers... for hentai! I am not kidding with this - one of the enemies you fight are girls walking on four legs, half naked, fake paws, fake ears and a fake tail... I am seriously not kidding.
If you don't think this game is laughable, then you probably don't think so much... because this game is really, really stupid.
2: An American Tail (PS2)
Oh god... I can't say how much I HATE this game. How dare they fuck up a great classic movie THIS MUCH?! The graphic is so bad, even PS games looks better. The music is so bad, it's laughable. And the gameplay is so impossible, I don't understand how they could rate this game for all ages. It's really honestly almost impossible to get through THE FIRST LEVEL! And do you know what you do on the first level? You are Fievel in a bubble, running around on the ship... gliding as hell, and trying to get on the most obnoxious things, trying not to fall down. I really wanna kill the people who made this game...
1: Singstar
Why is this the worst game ever? Because it's not a fucking game!!! And I mean all the Singstar games! No effort AT ALL is put down into it. It's just you, trying to sing in the right tone... so what?! It's not a game. It's something drunken, brainless people play at a party. I don't even have to say more, because there's nothing more to say. It plain and simple sucks.
Sorry if I have been harsh in this top list... but as I wrote, bad memories came back, and I got kinda... pissed off. But here you have it. Hope you enjoyed.













Comments
I didn't mind the 8th one but only as a rental, the 2nd was my favorite.
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A world without humor, is a world of depression.
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